so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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