quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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