I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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