Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize