2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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