Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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