All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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