That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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