Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
