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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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