I hate your face
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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