I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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