Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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