I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
my being single is dangerous.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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