Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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