Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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