thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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