I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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