just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Actions speak louder than pants.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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