Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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