Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Randomize