okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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