Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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