Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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