Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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