so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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