Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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