i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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