You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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