Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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