I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
