What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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