we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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