Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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