I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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