How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Jerry, you need to find god
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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