Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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