that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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