Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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