She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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