The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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