Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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