Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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