Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Non-Jews are for practice
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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