Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She bit a glass in half.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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