So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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