PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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