Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
