So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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