I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
