i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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