i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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