if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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