Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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