Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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