Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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